am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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