We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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