Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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