So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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