we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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