her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize