it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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