no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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