i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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