But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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