your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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