Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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