Small penises have feelings too.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
My vagina is very pro this idea
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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