yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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