I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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