Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
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