Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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