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Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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