Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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