I'm really into asian looking animals
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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