Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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