: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
jump out the window naked night went bad
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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