So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
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