i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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