The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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