it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
So squirting runs in the family.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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