We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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