Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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