Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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