If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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