It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
