No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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