it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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