yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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