I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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