omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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