Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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