How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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