I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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