Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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