if i died would you start the facebook group?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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