R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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