So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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