Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
