I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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