How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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