Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Another day, another engagement, another cat
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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