ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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