so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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