If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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