I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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