You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I bet he comes in French.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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