some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
