If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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