does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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